Haiku!

Today (like every other day I'm here at work) I was tempted to stick plastic forks from the canteen into my kneecaps just to relieve the boredom, but as I'm too lazy to walk to the canteen I've decided to compose a Haiku instead...


Bought a kimono
From artist Yoko Ono
It's too big. Oh No!


Is it time to go home yet?

(O_o)